Manneken Pis (Brussels, Belgium)

Manneken Pis, one of the most disappointing tourist attractions imaginable. For some reason, Belgians take great pride in their pissing fountain that's nearly 500 years old. Apparently, many days of the year it's dressed up in costume. I guess that would be kinda interesting. Maybe. Perhaps. Perhaps not. I mean, it's a statue of a little boy peeing. I've also heard that sometimes it is hooked up to kegs, and they hand out free beers to passersby. Now that's interesting.