25 October 2011

Mandarin Chinese (#12)

I've been sick, heavily congested, for the past few weeks, making it more difficult to correctly pronounce the four tones necessary for Mandarin. Pronouncing tones correctly while congested is about as difficult as bargaining in local Chinese markets, a tiring and trying process, especially when you've got white skin, which in China equals dollar signs (or more accurately, 元 signs).



How much money does this cost?

It is 18 元 (literally, 18 units of People's Currency).

Are you trying to kill me?* Impossible!

In that case, let's say 17 元.

Thank you, but that's not OK.

In that case, let's say 15 元.

Not OK.

14 元, OK?

OK.

*I learned this phrase in Beijing. As far as I can tell, it's akin to, You've gotta be kidding me, with the more literal translation being, Are you trying to kill me? It may be a local figure of speech.]

12 October 2011

Mandarin Chinese (#11C)

Beijing has its fair share of con artists. They're easy to find. All you have to do is be white, be alone, and spend more than 30 seconds near Tiananmen Square or the Forbidden City. The catalyst for the scam almost always involves a Chinese girl inviting you to drink tea.

Here is what you can say (loosely translated): "I know this (scam). I don't want to drink tea with you. I don't want to drink anything with you. Not now, not ever. Goodbye."

Chairman Mao Memorial Hall (Mausoleum)

It was only after my fifth attempt that I was able to finally enter Chairman Mao Memorial Hall, the mausoleum of Mao Zedong, located in Tiananmen Square.

My first attempt was a few months ago, when the mausoleum was closed because of either the Dragon Boat Festival or the twenty-second anniversary of the Tiananmen Square Massacre (and Tank Man). My second attempt, last week, it was closed because I arrived too late in the day. My third attempt, it was closed for the 100th anniversary of the Republic of China (i.e. Taiwan, not to be confused with the People's Republic of China, i.e. China). My fourth attempt, I was denied because I didn't have my passport. Today I entered, but only after waiting in line for an hour, with thousands and maybe tens of thousands of Chinese citizens waiting to pay tribute to the founding father of the PRC, and the first Chairman of the Communist Party of China.

There are no photographs allowed inside the mausoleum, which is not surprising. Unlike some places where photography is not allowed, I'm relatively certain that using a camera inside the mausoleum would not result in a wag of the finger, but more likely an arrest.

While waiting in line, you're never actually waiting. The line is always moving. When you enter the building, you first enter into a large foyer, where there is a large marble statue of Mao Zedong, with his legs crossed casually, that is surrounded by thousands of poinsettias. Behind him there is a massive, rural landscape portrait. In front of all that, there is a collection of white flowers left by visitors, who can rent the flowers before entering the Memorial Hall. The flowers are three 元 (about fifty cents) and are almost certainly resold until they're dead, or perhaps they're plastic and resold indefinitely. I'm not sure. I wasn't about to buy flowers for Mao.

Mao is lying in repose in a glass box, and under bright lights, his hair badly receded. He is on display wearing the typical Mao suit, a Chinese tunic suit known in China as the Zhongshan suit: drab, grey, too many buttons. Most of his body is covered with a red blanket decorated with the iconic hammer and sickle made famous during the Soviet era. The glass enclosure in which he's kept is decorated with red Chinese stars on the base of each side (i.e. Mao's right and left side), and on the side by Mao's feet there is again the hammer and sickle.

You are not allowed to stop and look. Visitors must always keep moving. From the time you enter the room with Mao, you've got maybe 20 or 30 seconds to stare as you slowly shuffle past, with guards constantly trying to hustle the crowd to move faster to accommodate the thousands of people in queue. You never get closer than about 20 feet. The base of the fourth side of the glass enclosure, the side by Mao's head, has the dates of his birth and death (1893 - 1976).

Mao never wanted to be buried, let alone put on display. He wanted to be cremated. But like Lenin, who wanted to be buried in Saint Petersburg along with his mother, his allure is too great and his influence too strong. He's been dead 35 years, and he'll probably be on display for at least another 35 years. Lenin has been on display in Moscow for nearly 90 years, with no end in sight.

The experience is surreal, not as creepy as I would have expected, and recommended for anyone in Beijing, not only to see Chairman Mao lying in repose but also to view the Chinese people viewing Mao: buying flowers, bowing repeatedly at his statue as though he was Buddha, and generally filling the room with an excitement that rises about the creepy aura of death.

Mandarin Chinese (#11B)

One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock, four o'clock, five o'clock, six o'clock, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, nine o'clock, ten o'clock, today, tomorrow, this evening, tomorrow evening.

Mandarin Chinese (#11)

Translation below the video. I did a poor job of pronouncing "in that case" (should be pronounced Nà mà, but I pronounced it more like Nā mā, with high tones instead of falling tones).

I recorded the video on the steps of a pedestrian bridge outside of Dongsi Station in Beijing.



Would you like to eat dinner with me now?

Impossible, it's only 2pm.

In that case, let's say 7pm.

7pm is no good.

In that case, let's say tomorrow evening.

OK.

11 October 2011

Mobile gaming in China

Mobile gaming in China is huge, literally; who needs Angry Birds when you've got this.

Dongsishitiao Street, outside of Zhangzizhonglu Station; Beijing, China.

Trolley in China

Until today I didn't know there are trolleys in Beijing. Qianmen Street, in Chongwen District.

10 October 2011

Ping pong in China

Chinese people really are good at ping pong. From a public park in Beijing.

Mahjong (Mah Jongg) 麻將

Mahjong. I have no idea how to play, but I do know that it requires a lot of smoking and gambling.

Dogs in Beijing, China

Since traveling in China I've had a handful of people crack jokes about eating dog, and although it's true that there are dog restaurants in China, dogs here are more than just food. Many Beijingers have dogs as pets, nearly all of them small dogs, cute but often a bit dirty.

The dog riding the scooter below is probably the largest dog I've seen in China.

Dogs on scooters, a fairly common site in Beijing.

Beijing, China.

"No shit," not just a figure of speech

As an American it's easy to take plumbing, and Western-style toilets, for granted. Flush away, no problems. But the plumbing in China can be hit or miss, so in at least one restaurant there are house rules, and almost all toilets in China are squatters, which explains why Chinese people are so comfortable squatting while waiting for buses, trains, and traffic lights, etc.

House rules: sign in bathroom at Beijing restaurant.

The Chinese have perfected the art of squatting.

08 October 2011

Mandarin Chinese (#10)

Recorded in Tiananmen Square.

Below the video are two transcripts: one conversational, one literal. Even though the literal transcript sounds broken and strange to native English speakers, it is correct in China.



Translation:
Do you want to eat lunch with me later?

No, I don't want to eat lunch with you later. I want to eat lunch now, but I don't want to eat lunch with you. Goodbye.

Literal translation:
You want, later, along with me, eat lunch, yes or no?

No, I don't want, later, along with you, eat lunch. I want, now, eat lunch, but I don't want, along with you, eat lunch. Goodbye.

National Day of the People's Republic of China

Last week was the National Day of the People's Republic of China. The PRC was founded on October 1 in 1949, making it exactly the same age as Annie Leibovitz.

In the distance is Tiananmen Gate, and if you look closely you'll see Chairman Mao's portrait. Continue beyond Tiananmen Gate and you'll reach the Forbidden City.

Celebrating the PRC in Tianamen Square.

Summer Palace; Beijing, China

Much of the Summer Palace was destroyed in 1860 by Anglo-French forces, but that which was destroyed has been rebuilt in its original style. The Summer Palace is on the outskirts of Beijing, in the northwest, by Kunming Lake. There is no shortage of temples, relics or scenic walkways.

Tower of Buddhist Incense (in the distance) at the Summer Palace, and Kunming Lake.

Suzhou Street, at the Summer Palace, is a street built by the water, where empresses and concubines took leisurely walks, and today it is where tourists purchase overpriced souvenirs.

View of Kunming Lake from the top of the Tower of Buddhist Incense.

Tower of Buddhist Incense.

Tower of Buddhist Incense.

Cloud seeding in China (Ice Cream Cloud Project)

China is a vocal supporter of cloud seeding and weather modification. It sounds like a fantastic idea to empower governments with the ability to manipulate weather, don't ya think? What are the odds it would be used to reduce famine, as opposed to, say, imposing famine as a weapon of war?

And that's to say nothing of the unforeseeable side effects of weather manipulation.

The Ice Cream Cloud Project, currently on display at the National Museum of China, combines nanotechnology and ice cream to spark conversation about cloud seeding. Basically, the project's goal is to seed the air and make it rain ice cream. That'd be fine if it was vanilla or chocolate or even mint chocolate chip, but what happens when it rains Schweddy Balls?

Cute, but I still don't like the idea of governments controlling the weather.

The Cloud Project; National Museum of China; Beijing International Design Triennial.

The Cloud Project; National Museum of China; Beijing International Design Triennial.

Diapers in China, not necessary

China is a diaper-free nation. Until about the age of four, children are dressed in clothes with slits in the bottom, allowing children to do their business in public, wherever and whenever.

Notice the slit in the back of this kid's pants.

Mandarin Chinese (#9B)

Mandarin uses a different word for "or" depending on whether it's a question or statement.

At the end of the video, I try a bit of a tongue-twister to practice minor differences in pronunciation. "At what time? One o'clock. Nine o'clock." At first it might all sound the same.

I took this video in one of the hutongs near Zhangzizhonglu Station (張自忠路站).



At what time?
One o'clock. Two o'clock. Eight o'clock. Nine o'clock.

At what time?
One o'clock or two o'clock or eight o'clock or nine o'clock?

At what time?
One o'clock or two o'clock or eight o'clock or nine o'clock.

At what time?
One o'clock. Nine o'clock.

At what time?
One o'clock. Nine o'clock.

At what time?
One o'clock. Nine o'clock.

Mandarin Chinese (#9)

Learning the word "impossible" has come in handy while bargaining in the markets.



At what time would you like to eat lunch with me?

I don't know. Eight o'clock or nine o'clock?

Impossible.

OK. One o'clock or two o'clock?

[Hello (to curious Chinese passersby).]

Impossible. I want to eat lunch with you now.

Visiting the Beijing Zoo

The Beijing Zoo is a great place to walk around outside and practice speaking Chinese, even more so because it's only three dollars per visit during peak season (two dollars, all other times).

The Chinese don't really respect the 'no feeding' signs, and there is virtually no staff to keep things under control. The only staff I recall seeing anywhere? Food and souvenir vendors.

So for me, I enjoyed watching the Chinese people more than I did watching the animals, with the lone exception being the panda bears. Watching panda bears tear through bamboo is relatively entertaining, as is watching them clown around and seemingly mug it up for the cameras.



06 October 2011

Live turtles used as keychains in China

If it makes you feel any better, the Chinese hawker promises to donate all proceeds to PETA.

In the first video, he says you can buy two* for 10 yuan, about $1.50; in the second video, he claims the bag is designed with nutrients that allow the turtle to live for two months.




[*My Chinese friend told me that it was two for 10, but based on my novice ear it sounds more like one for 10, to me; and to be clear, that's yuan, not dollars.]

Banksy in Beijing, China?

I wouldn't be too surprised to see a Banksy piece in China, and the 798 Art Zone (i.e. Dashanzi Art District), where I spotted the piece below, makes sense as a canvas, because it's the heart of the progressive contemporary art culture in Beijing; however, from my limited exposure to Banksy, I'd be more inclined to say that this is the work of an imitator. Dozens of Chinese people walked by without notice, but as soon as the white guy started taking photos, a few followed suit.

Banksy lookalike in Beijing?

Perhaps the artist's name is Shuo (painted in blue)?

The Chinese characters: "No painting on this wall, or you'll get your ass kicked!"

Definitely not Banksy, and also not at 798. I spotted this small piece in Beijing, exactly where I don't remember. The Chinese characters are a signature [i.e. Made by (artist's name)].

Chinese Tibetology Research Center in Beijing, China

Ti·bet·ol·o·gy   [ti-bet-ol-uh-jee]

noun

1. The science of eradicating Tibetan culture, especially with regard to language and customs, via the forced assimilation of its people.

Chinese Tibetology Research Center; Beijing, China.

Vegan restaurant in Beijing, China

I'm not sure I'd trust that it's truly 100% vegan. Typically the same woks are used for vegetables and meat, and the use of eggs is widespread in every kitchen. Tofu is readily available, but it's not seen as a meat alternative; it's simply part of the diet, added for texture. It could also be that the English was mistranslated, and that the original intention was vegetarian.

Vegan restaurant; Beijing, China.

Exploring the outskirts of Beijing

Here are some photos from Jiuxiangiao Road and the nearby areas, immediately outside of the North Fourth Ring Estate Road in Beijing. One of my favorite parts about exploring Beijing, and China in general, is how safe it is to wander around. Unlike in the United States, where wandering aimlessly can quickly lead to trouble and/or the end of a gun barrel.

Street entrance to typical Beijing neighborhood.

Housing courtyard facing the main road.

The equivalent of a local Chinese corner store.

Afternoon haze and Beijing pollution. 

Two things never lie: Advertising and the Internet, so now that this advert is on the Internet you know it's true: The best drugstore in Beijing!

Getting lost in the Beijing hutongs

Tonight, about six blocks from my destination, I decided to take a detour through the hutongs. So I left the main road and entered the maze of back alleys. I got lost almost immediately, and for two or three hours I just wandered. I could've found my way out much sooner, with a little bit of effort, but I enjoyed being lost. For the most part, there is nothing to do in the hutongs, but when taking the scenic route, doing stuff is not really the point.

05 October 2011

Mandarin Chinese (#8B)

I made a couple of mistakes this video (transcript below video): First, I forgot to include the phrase, Would you like, in the first sentence. And later on, I used the wrong phrase for the word, Or. I didn't learn until after I recorded this video that there is more than one word for "or" in Chinese, depending on whether you're making a statement or asking a question.

I recorded this near the Olympic Green from the 2008 Beijing Olympics. I wish the sign on the grass was legible: It says something awkward, like, The grass is smiling at you (i.e. stay off the grass).



What (would you like) to do?

I don't know. How about you?

I don't know right now, but later I would like to go to the Beijing restaurant, or to the hotel restaurant, OK?

OK.

Goodbye.

Mandarin Chinese (#8)

One of my first attempts at speaking Chinese, in China.



Would you like to drink something with me?

Would you like to drink tea or beer?

I would like to drink some beer, how about you?

OK, when?

Right now.

OK. Excuse me, I would like to order two glasses of beer.

OK.

Olympic Green + 798 Art District

During my first visit to Beijing, I skipped all of the Olympic attractions, including the Chinese National Stadium (i.e. Bird's Nest; 鸟巢), mostly because I figured they would be boring. I mean, a stadium is a stadium, right? But the contemporary, infamous, and controversial Chinese artist Ai Weiwei did have a hand in the creation of the Bird's Nest, so I decided to check it out.

I think the Bird's Nest looks better in photographs than it does in person. At night, if it's all lit up, I'm sure it'd look a whole lot better. Or maybe not. Maybe a stadium is just a stadium.

Before walking to the Bird's Nest from the South Gate of Forest Park, I made a quick trip to the China Science and Technology Museum, which was as crowded as any attraction I've seen in China outside of the Forbidden City. I had no idea there were so many science nerds in Beijing.

I'm curious to know what the hammer-and-sickle sign says, because it strikes me as an odd choice for the reception desk of the Science and Technology Museum.

The admission to China Science and Technology Museum was steep by Chinese standards, and I didn't expect it to feature much passable English, if any, so I skipped it. After the Bird's Nest, I wandered around North Third Ring Middle Road and North Fourth Middle Ring Road.

After two or three hours of wandering around, I took a taxi to 798 Art Zone (a.k.a. Dashanzi Art District), and it just so happened to be smack dab in the middle of 798's annual art festival.

Unfortunately the photography gallery I wanted to visit was closed; fortunately it'll reopen before I leave Beijing, so I'll be going back to 798 at least one more time. While there I did enjoy a fantastic collection of photographs from Ren Shulin, who in the 1980s hung around high school students in Beijing, photographing on campuses and in classrooms.

04 October 2011

Leonardo DiCaprio in Chinese advert

I spotted this smartphone advert on the outskirts of Beijing. It's for the Oppo Find, a smartphone made by OPPO Electronics, based in Dongguan, Guangdong, China.

Leonard DiCaprio; Oppo Find, advert in China.

03 October 2011

National Art Museum of China + Nanluogu Xiang + Houhai Lake

Apparently the National Art Museum of China is one of the largest museums in China, but it didn't feel excessive. The exhibitions appeared contemporary in theme but traditional in style, although it's tough to say for sure since there was almost no English anywhere in the museum.

I didn't stay for long, but I'd be interested in going back if I could find a Chinese translator to accompany me. Realistically that won't happen, because Chinese people don't really have what we call free time. They seem to work always, every day, forever, unless they're men, in which case they'll stop working when their hair goes grey, at which point they'll just hang out in the hutongs all day, drinking and smoking and gambling with Chinese board games and cards, while the children too young to work squat alongside the men, watching and presumably waiting.

Afterward, I visited Nanluogu Xiang, one of the more famous (and commercial) hutongs in Beijing. I first visited Nanluogu Xiang a few months ago, but it was early in the morning when the shops were closed and the streets nearly empty. But this time, being the middle of the day during a national holiday, the streets were packed with thousands of people, buying and selling and eating and drinking. It's great people-watching, and once you've grown tired of the shops and shopping, you're nearby the more authentic hutongs, where the people-watching is even better.

At night I visited Houhai Lake. The lake is surrounded by dozens of bars and restaurants. It's probably worth visiting during the day, and I'm sure the lake is beautiful, but I was unimpressed with the nighttime visit. The bars are tacky, the prices inflated, and the footpaths around the lake are full of peddlers, swindlers and con artists. Everybody has their hand halfway down your pocket, and it's nearly impossible to enjoy yourself or relax.

Mandarin Chinese (#7)

Beer is the only new word for me here.



Do you want to go to my place to drink some beer?

I do not want to go to your place to drink some beer, but I want to drink some beer here; what about you?

I don't know; but, later, OK?

OK.

02 October 2011

Traveling in Beijing, China

I've returned to Beijing, for two weeks. While on the subway en route from the airport, I got to test my Chinese language skills in the wild, for the first time. I said, "Excuse me, may I ask you a question? I speak a little Chinese, but I don't speak Chinese well. Do you speak English?" When he answered my question with, "A little," in Chinese, and I understood him, it felt pretty cool.

I arrived the day after the National Day of the People's Republic of China. The National Day celebration lasts a full week, so even now it's still a bit wild in the city, crowded even by Chinese standards. It's one of the rare times where Chinese people receive paid holiday.

I arrived at my hotel to find that my reservation was not honored, at least not initially. It was growing dark, and having been up all night I was growing tired, and cranky. So I camped out at the hotel where I'd reserved a room, and I did my best impersonation of Tank Man, basically refusing to leave the hotel lobby until they gave me a room.

It took about two hours, but it worked. I'm not exactly sure how the room became available, but I think maybe they booted someone who didn't have a reservation. It wouldn't have been easy to find alternate accommodations; because of the holiday, nearly all of the hotels in Beijing were full. Exacerbating that problem is the fact that some hotels in China won't accept foreigners.

By the time I got settled, it was getting late, and fully dark, so I didn't stray too far from my new home near Gulou and Zhonglou (i.e. Drum Tower, Bell Tower). The two towers were built originally for musical purposes, and were later used to announce the time. The Drum Tower was built about 750 years ago, with 24 drums, of which only one remains. The area is surrounded by ancient Beijing hutongs (alleys), and there is ample opportunity to lose yourself in the maze.

While wandering through the hutongs, I came across a few men trying to move a massive log, maybe seven meters in length and easily weighing hundreds of pounds or maybe a thousand. Like many things in China, manual lab or is truly manual. There is no forklift, no hydraulic help, just elbow grease and strong rope. The men were surprised when out of the blue a white man offered to help. Fortunately we had to move the log only a few feet, and even that was not easy.

Beijing hutong at night.